Wonder Woman (2009)
Wonder Woman, KILLING it. See, THIS is why they can’t make a Wonder Woman movie, because Wonder Woman is not putting up with your bullshit, and they KNOW they’d get ripped to shreds if they did her dirty.
Diana, my Queen.
I still don’t know what to be more excited about; Mami with her hair down or that she curls it using MAGIC.
It was a great movie, and I loved it, but it was WAY too fast-paced.
all i’ve done in 2013 was become more gay
Welcome to the secret mustache society buddy.
a serious fucking problem in society that needs to be stopped immediately
You can never fucking please people.
themunchkinface asked: How does it feel to know that your facial hair has caused a massive fanmily explosion? I think it looks good btw. Well done!
If some people can’t handle a change like that, well they sure as heck aren’t going to be able to handle the other changes we’ve got in store down the road XD.
Think of this as preparation.
We are getting you all accustomed to change.
The more we change, the less shocked you will be.
We aren’t making this act a sacred cow.
But in all seriousness…
I can stand this shit on my face and it’s coming off as soon as I get home.
I hate facial hair.
I put up with it for a month just to get some pictures of me and The Spine with facial hair…because…
…well why the heck not?
At least we do things like this just to mess with you all :3
We could stay stagnant and boring…
But I do think it looks pretty good.
It’s just weird looking on The Spine because no one is used to seeing it on him…
But that goes with any change we do :)
Change is inevitable, and it should be celebrated when it can.
You are in for some pretty disappointing moments in your life if you don’t learn that now.
Doctors turn into other doctors…
And your favorite character from Winterfell gets killed off by the author.
That’s life dudes. :/
and in that moment, the entire movie theater burst into tears
i think this was the moment that made most of us despise umbridge more than voldemort
most of us?! don’t you mean ALL of us?? I don’t think even Voldemort liked this bitch!
No one likes Umbridge.
I heard, one time, a dementor kissed her and IT died
Voldemort committed genocide, but Umbridge dared to be female while she abused her power.
The point isn’t that Umbridge was worse than Voldemort; it’s that everyone hates her more. And I think it has nothing to do with her being a woman and everything with being the sort of cruel most of us have actually experienced.
I mean, look at Voldemort. He’s basically Wizard Hitler, which is, obviously, an incredibly terrible thing to be. But most people—especially the younger people in Harry Potter’s target audience—have not had their parents murdered by a xenophobic cult leader. Nor have they fought for their lives against giant snakes, been kidnapped for dark rituals, or watched numerous friends die in front of them. Voldemort’s crimes are numerous, but they’re distant and fantastical, like hearing about a serial killer on the news.
But they have had that one teacher who inflicts extra punishments just because they don’t like you. They’ve complained to parents and authorities only to be ignored. They’ve sat through pointless classes and been silenced when they criticize. Umbridge is that teacher we all hated because she made our lives miserable and we were powerless to stop her. And as we grow out of school, there are still people in positions of power who act like her. The manager who denies your schedule requests and penalizes you for invented infractions. That customer who complains to corporate because their scam didn’t work, and the corporate decision to listen to their story. Cops performing illegal searches because they know you don’t have any proof.
Yes, torturing and killing numerous people is worse than terrorizing a handful of schoolchildren, but Voldemort is the bad guy in a fairy tale. Umbridge is personal.
*drops the mic*
Voldemort is the villain we never hope to face.
Umbridge is the villain we face every day.
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